MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK (via Mikey)

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MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK

~ Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'

~ To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.

~ Important documents that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.

~ There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.

~ If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.

~ If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

~ The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens he/she is carrying.

~ No one gets sick on Wednesdays.

~ The longer the title, the less important the job.

~ Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.

~ Success is only a matter of luck; just ask any failure.

[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]

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I'm gonna miss Kadafi's outfits. He makes Lady Gaga look like Johnny Cash.

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