MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK (via Mikey)
MURPHY'S LAWS ON WORK
~ Everything can be filed under 'miscellaneous.'
~ To err is human; to forgive is not company policy.
~ Important documents that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
~ There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
~ If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
~ If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
~ The authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens he/she is carrying.
~ No one gets sick on Wednesdays.
~ The longer the title, the less important the job.
~ Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
~ Success is only a matter of luck; just ask any failure.
[forwarded by Gretchen Patti]
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