Sunday, May 10, 2009

From Mikey For Mothers


Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it.
Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox.
Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and happy kids.

Real Mothers know that dried Playdough doesn't come out of shag carpets.
Real Mothers don't want to know what the vacuum just sucked up.
Real Mothers sometimes ask, "Why me?" and get their answer when a little voice says, "Because I love you best."
Real Mothers know that a child's growth is not measured by height or years or grade. It is marked by the progression of Mama to Mommy to Mom...



4 years old: My Mommy can do anything!
8 years old: My Mom knows a lot!  A whole lot!
12 years old: My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 years old: Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 years old: Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 years old: That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 years old: Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 years old: Before we decide, let's get Mom's opinion.
45 years old: Wonder what Mom would have thought about it?
65 years old: Wish I could talk it over with Mom


DIAPER spelled backward is REPAID. Think about it... 

Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it!



At May 10, 2009, Anonymous David Youngdale said...

I like it, hey Mikey! Only if you saw tv commercials in the late seventies can you appreciate this.

At May 12, 2009, Blogger John said...

The timeline for mothers is quite accurate. We must get older enough to remember how wise our mothers are.


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