Friday, January 09, 2009

More from Mikey


~ I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound.  Apparently, you have to show up.

~ If God meant us to touch our toes, he would have put them further up our body.

~ I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

~ If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

~ The only reason I would take up jogging is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.

~ I don't jog. It makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

~ I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

~ I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.


Furniture Disease is when you reach that stage in life when your chest starts sliding down into your drawers.


Yeah, you can send this Funny to anybody you want. And, if you're REAL nice, you'll tell them where you got it! 


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