Evangelism = Teenage Sex

It seems to me that evangelism in this diocese is a bit like teenage sex -
* It’s on everybody’s mind all the time.
* Everyone is talking about it all the time.
* Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it.
* Almost no one is really doing it.
* The few who are doing it are doing it poorly.
* The few who are doing it are sure it will be better next time.
* The few who are doing it are not practicing it safely.
-Craig Schwarze